June 14, 2008


Dog is hero once again. Familyman Don Rupertson was arrested Monday when his bag of children went missing. Thankfully, Telephone, neighorhood favorite champion, was out playing in the area. He spotted the bag and notified the authorites immediately.
“I didn’t know what to do,” Rupertson says, “I was searching through my wallet for some bullets and my bag of children walked off somewhere.”
Telephone had little to say to the police, who have answered the dog’s call eight times this month.
“He’s done a lot for this town,” Police Chief Karl Jonez reports, “plus he’s got really cool legs.”
Witnesses saw Telephone leave shortly after the incident with hope in his eyes and dreams in his step.
-Hal Cronweld