June 14, 2008


At the corner of Landry and Willows, a car sat motionless at a traffic light for what witnesses have reported, "like at least 5 min". The car, a 2004 Cadillac Escalade, owned by Legz the dog, appeared like it was parked and unoccupied, with an opaque gold windshield further raising the suspicion.
"I've never seen anything like it. It's like he thought he was in a parking lot. It was a living nightmare.", explained Fred Felix, owner of the Sleds Mania across the street from the intersection.
When Legz's SUV finally awoke from its coma and drove off, a note of apology was found carved in a piece of balsa wood wrapped in a purple 'drug awareness' ribbon. The apology illustrated how Legz had accidently dropped a tree branch inside the tape deck, stalling the engine, lighting the cupholders aflame, and blowing out the front tires. Police claim this isn't the first time a tree branch has endangered driving conditions, both in a vehicle and on the road.
-Falcon G.