April 20, 2012

HORSE SUPPLIES REFRESHMENTS DURING MARATHON

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  1. Rockford BannechekApril 20, 2012 at 11:30 AM

    cake is great marathon fuel, but i'm quite frankly shocked that the horse isn't serving True Soda. It is good for your legs, after all.

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  2. horse cake? i bet it is carrot cake because horses like carrots!

    Brainerd for the win!!!

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  3. Rockford BannechekApril 20, 2012 at 12:43 PM

    In the 90's FTW meant "F#&* The World." Now it means "for the win."

    I think as a rule, one should always put FTW in place of either of those sayings because the ambiguity is infinitely entertaining.

    For example. "I love wearing crazy hats, even if they make me look nuts. Leopard Print Fedoras FTW!"

    No, this isn't some Gamzuist acronym. It's common knowledge, really.

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  4. Actually I did invent FTW but I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about those stupid flashing red lights that have to be attached to every animal in this no good dirty low down twotimin egg suckin yellowbellied website.

    I have never seen an animal with a flashing red police light attached to it in real life.

    FTW!

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  5. That horse is a bit of alright.

    Warm cake! Who would say no to a slice of warm cake?

    Not me and I bet Gamzes would second that emotion.

    Also: Kung Fu.

    Warm cake and Kung Fu? FTW!

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  6. @Everyone: Did n-e-1 consider that maybe these citizens are running away from Horse and his cake? That is the problem with photography--THERE IS NO ACTION. We NEED videos to learn the Truth. @TrueAmericanDog @horse #truth #videos #cake #internet

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  7. is that cake from MONPA?

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  8. @Moochoochachi, I didn't consider that, but I did consider that the guy in the red shirt is very concerned about the flashing red cherry-light on top of that easy bake over. Black shirt guy seems pretty cool with everything though. I wonder if the oven looks like a bomb from the left-back side? Maybe black shirt dude is using a double-whammy strategy to win the marathon: horse supplies cake and scares away competitors.

    DM Gamzu: I'm starting to think that the red lights are part of some kind of vast conspiracy.

    I am sensing that Kooly The Bear is rigging the elections.

    Why? Because the dog that is bringing the police force into the future is wearing one. The police force is obviously already bought off.

    Where did he get it? Kooly The Bear

    Who does Kooly want to win? George Washington's Ghost (don't see any around Gingrich!!)

    Why will he succeed? Because Eagle is in on it too.

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  9. BTW

    For those who partake,

    Its almost swimsuit season.

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  10. You swim like a cat!

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  11. Location, location, location.


    Berwick Holiday park, magdalene fields, UK - run by Effie Marshall as a mind control centre with help from the Taschmanns.

    Effie and her cousin Bobby Clayton were Pentagon microchipped mind control slaves.

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  12. That's not even a real thing

    BTW

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  13. Why am I even Subscribed to this expensive News Service? Should I just watch CNN instead?

    I'll make my own news:

    Yesterday I saw a police horse drinking soda at a coffee shop.

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  14. It's sad that horse didn't have enough confidence to enter the marathon himself. I mean he's got four legs and is fueled by cake... he'd be a horseshoe in.

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  15. apparently horses and people can run in fair competition.

    howz that for real newz moochooz?

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  16. Rockford BannechekMay 5, 2012 at 7:40 PM

    AAT: I guess Vampire Rick wasn't kidding about Johnny Depp. Personally, I would have thought that Vampire Rick was big time enough to have one of the older actor-vampires like Tom Cruise come and persuade him. Oh well. I guess J-Depp is big enough.

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  17. so what did depp persuade rick to do?

    use the MONPA system?

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  18. If there is no news this week I am quitting the Internet! COLD TURKEY.

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  19. I quit, Mr. Gamzu.

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  20. j k rowling or 'puffin in the hashish flat' writes the end of my story? no chance.

    she was one of the stunt girls - the STUNTED.

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  21. prosperpine and the king of the underworld - sold into mind control slavery at 26 years old, to become a 'queen of the spring' meaning ROYAL GENOME PROJECT - i.e. rape and forced abortions as well as the cannibalism of this sick cult - the marathon race is 26 and a bit miles.

    'cake' means mind control slave.

    see 26 prosperine asteroid - an ASTOR family mind control slave.

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  22. i meant PROSERPINE and not 'prosperpine'

    'pine' meaning male zygote slave - rather like RICHARD TOMLINSON programmed as a FIR-KING christmas tree - to be chopped up and burnt at illuminati cult rites.

    see also PERSEPHONE

    the PINE and the PHONE

    PHONE meaning 'microchiped network of slaves' who can be called up by radio tannoy system - and told what to do - whilst in a subliminal brainwave state.

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  23. the TASCHMANN frequency program is at an end - it has been over-written.

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  24. Dear Anonymous,

    You should write a book.

    About the forest.

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  25. i didn't catch your meaning - is this about ketamine production from Jersey royal new potatoes

    or the fact that you can improve your bust size/change sex by drinking MORRISONS supermarket milk...

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  26. i didn't catch your meaning - is this about ketamine production from Jersey royal new potatoes

    or the fact that you can improve your bust size/change sex by drinking MORRISONS supermarket milk...and the fact that the family are of russian jooish descent?

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  27. The forest.

    THE forest.

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  28. is this a general warning not to go into the woods alone in case you meet up with the cannibal 'teddy bears'...

    or a reference to FORE STREET

    or as the HH were to tell me 'foreskins'...

    or to the ROTHSCHILD 'tree' programmers who hypnotised people into believing they were trees....and therefore passed un-noticed...

    or is this about the 'leaves of the tree and the leaves of the TALMUDDY book'...in order to create golems/mind control slaves who believe that their programmer writes the 'script of their life'...

    anything i've missed out?

    what about an or-din-ary warning around 'don't go into the woods' without a big dog....even during a marathon race?

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  29. *yawn* .....next please

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  30. any comments upon the FAR EAST then?

    MATT SMITH and the Saudis for example?

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  31. oh i get it - JAMES FORREST - king of the tree programmers.

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  32. Gamzu!?(interobang)May 19, 2012 at 6:18 AM

    PM-Anonymous

    I don't know what kind of person comes on a video message room and chatters incoherently about nonsense like this.

    Why would you even waste your time. Where are your sources? your hrefs? Nobody believes you anyway.

    I wanted to hear the story, the book from the forest. You know what I heard instead?

    Well do you? No of course not you can't even stop and think about the people who use this site for honest communication. We don't want to hear you conspiracy theories.

    Think about someone else for a change. What about someone with fangs who follows people home from events. Do you even care?!(interobang)?!

    Step sir or Madaam!

    Step up!

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  33. …the fairystory about the FOREST was a simple reminder of ‘what happens to those’ whose suicide programs are triggered…. i.e. ‘the birds of the air’ attack…upon a frequency wave level and that can be ‘very nasty indeed’….akin to HITCHCOCK’s THE BIRDS….

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  34. Hi. My name is Anonymous. I am the World's Biggest FartMonster. I fart all the time. All day long. Fart Fart Fart.

    I have no friends on the Internet not even Andrew de Gand because I fart too much. I don't even understand Photoshop and my Uncle is not a Horse and I use Altavista not Google.

    Sincerely,

    Anonymous

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  35. How many Anonymouses are there?

    This smacks of conspiracy to me.

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  36. Rockford BannechekMay 19, 2012 at 8:06 PM

    the illumanonomi.

    Maybe not. either way, it's not making a lick of sense to me. Not because I'm dumb, mind you.

    Well, maybe that's why.

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  37. so the ANDREW LANG post upset you then - anonymous 'fart monster'?

    Why not try making friends the normal way rather than torturing, electrocuting and drugging people with KETAMINE? Want me to start naming names?

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  38. Of course. Yes, please.

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  39. http://emilygyde.altervista.org/

    all there...

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  40. more names than you might care to mention, exposed on my website:

    http://emilygyde.altervista.org/

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  41. The world is full of absurdities, do not be too serious.

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  42. Fart Fart Fart.

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  43. The Only Conspiracy on the Entire Internet is why I fart so much.

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  44. The World's Richest DogMay 21, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    Amen!

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  45. how tedious - somebody is using 'anonymous' to try and undermine my comments - regarding this blog spot:

    http://emilygyde.altervista.org/

    as well as my comments about MONPA/BOBBY CLAYTON/MIKE WEALE and HELEN GYDE -and the abuse of their children with ketamine/the ROYAL GENOME PROJECT/PROSPERINE/the FOREST fairytale which consisted of US INTELLIGENCE triggering British Intelligence's suicide programs in relation to attempting to change their satanic/baby-eating/child-abusing/paedophile 'culture' (but you would only 'get that' if you have been in 'intelligence')...need i go on?
    anyway, i will now be posting under a 'handle' to avoid 'anonymous slurs' of my comments - and so try copying that....

    INCIDENTALLY - the 'black rabbit' handle is also linked to another of my blogs where you can find more of the wolverine 'top illuminati' of British Intelligence exposed:

    http://blackrabbitblackrabbitblackrabbit.blogspot.co.uk/

    so yes, anybody who wants to talk about 'farting' can do so under the anonymous handle, at their leisure - puerile it maybe but small things amuse the STUNTED.

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  46. Rockford BannechekMay 22, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    DM Black Rabbit:

    Is there something about href that you don't understand? i will click on links when they are clickable!! MAYBE!!

    When gamzu tells someone to step up, it is not in jest.

    you make me regret even dropping the word "conspiracy" in an earlier comment.

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  47. and if you click on the bogus 'black rabbit' link you will find yourself at this address:

    http://www.fartalert.com/

    the real 'black rabbit' link takes you to blogger.

    maybe a little clay pigeon shooting is in order?

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  48. Rockford BannechekMay 23, 2012 at 11:08 PM

    man, moochoochachi is so quits.

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  49. so does chairman Lamar S Smith want the monpa cake or not?

    Did the take the bribe or not?

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  50. ...the bribe that made me fart. Just like everything else.

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  51. are you talking about the FARR aristocratic family?

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  52. a side-effect of viagra/cialis is excessive farting

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  53. The conspirators are among us: http://www.thetoddneff.com/

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  54. NADIA COMANECI?

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  55. he's being offered 'praying mantis' mind control slaves - straight from the Rothschild bakery?

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  56. dear anonymous:

    This is shameless promotion for your own Photoshop blog. We see through this nonsense and wish you would find more tasteful ways to promote yourself.

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  57. as tastefully as JOHN SCARLETT promoted himself as 'lowcut top' 9car woman or 'large-breasted wet t-shirt pneumatic drill girl?

    or perhaps you are referring to Duncan Bannatyne, who gave a sworn statement to the police in relation to having 'done it' - that psycho-killer case in Canada - after having had the BRITISH ROYAL PRINCES threaten to murder his entire family, if he didn't try to frame up JOHN SCARLETT...a long story but i guess you 'know it all' anyway...

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  58. research tommy citera

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  59. tommy citera and bannatyne

    same thing

    mkultra slave - threatened by british monarchy with the murders of his entire family.....


    his parents/relatives/wife/children

    see news on psycho-killer in canada.....tommy framed up for it....

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  60. and a lie: 14 fforhero

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  61. just keep watching the blog

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  62. site guy is serving 90 days in jail... should be out soon

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  63. i have reason to believe there might be MARMITE in that cake.

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  64. GERONIMO - ars poetica

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  65. what about showing us the whole picture instead of messing around with pieces of it?

    orgsse 66

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  66. 51 - that is tomlinson's number

    51 embeens

    and the next is obama's number

    bleusam 33

    i get it - andrew street, working for prince edward

    also shades of LARUE...

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  67. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_processing_unit

    idencpu 5

    something around APPLE and the cover of the A5 notepad that you were using at the time, SCARLETT...you cut it up into rectangles and then used them as programming materials...to be used in the spambot upon this blog...beginning with 'tynasi no 1'...

    however, to complicate matters - you also interspersed the jigsaw puzzle with other spambot codes which incorporated 'street numbers'

    DAVID MILIBAND then came to collect all of your adlibbed programming materials - to hive them off in his 'den' in the basement of WHITEHALL?

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  68. gloarde 42

    and the upshot of all of this silliness?

    The queen and prince philip figure that prince edward is the 'safest' bet for the throne.

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  69. gloarde 42

    and the upshot of all of this silliness?

    The queen and prince philip figure that prince edward is the 'safest' bet for the throne.

    anyway:

    34 inxamt

    was used on SHIRLEY....

    and your notebook was an INTEL PEN freebie...

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  70. the materials were found by the photocopier and removed (from where DM had put them "nobody ever comes in here")

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  71. 33 howthat

    scarlett's code - hoisted by his own petard - quite literally - off the flag post - remember?

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  72. 28 esroop

    esru

    rupe

    rupert- gill's new name...the BRITISH ROYAL PRINCES had decided up a new id for him...

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  73. the princes' number after scarlett's police had jumped them?

    sibbro 8

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  74. 0 hequnt

    something around THE QUO

    as in the quotient?

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  75. and you got BAC in NY - or would that be number 10, too?

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  76. egi bastard's code as the 'nightwatchman'

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  77. You make my head hurt Anonymous. I only wish that your voluminous and seemingly random pots were slightly more interesting. But you get what you pay for I guess.

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  78. oh i agree - jeremy clayton's wife - nobody bothered to pay for her prostitution services after a while, did they?

    prince andrew's wife was well known to be a 'dead head' too - whilst he played with his 'fleet' in the bath...

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  79. sorry - i mean prince edward...fergie has a lot more character than 'just a working girl'...

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  80. still no JOY then?

    i believe she got netted.

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  81. is that the red or the black horse?

    remember BILL GATES at LLOYDS in clacton - programmed as a moth on a screen....

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  82. this place is like a graveyard...

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  83. any more posters to come or is that it?

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  84. http://lolcats.icanhascheezburger.com/

    getting the story uptodate

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  85. fart fart fart fart...oops i did it again

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  86. I demand more tru newz!! Who else is going to delve into the mysteries of Proudy's death and Eagle's shady retail products? I require updates!

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  87. TOMLINSON got an 'update' but it failed - didn't it?

    dribbling...

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  88. http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-editors/world-exclusive-wedding-video-trailer-premiere-082535162.html

    who sinned with a tiger skin?

    MR HOLLIDAY as far as i know...

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  89. too much whiskey - in charge of a control desk and AMADEUS channelling through him - MR HOLLIDAY was horrified to find out what he had done, the next day...

    the true culprit is often hard to spot unless you have a remote-viewer who can rewind time - track and trace the frequencies...

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  90. There is more life in the Eygptian Mummy section of the British museum - than upon this website...

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  91. so is this website DEAD or what?

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  92. dvaimmi 110 - something to do with human eggs?

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  93. edayake and two Es backwards?

    what does that mean?

    soingat 103 - please explain.

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  94. 584 Stutory - anybody any ideas?

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  95. what about:

    115 istaku

    sounds a bit vampirish - a bit PAYPAL.

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  96. 27 hyzExfr

    what does it mean?

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  97. cksunde 11

    see agent k sun germany?

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  98. ayshone 55

    a taschmann reference?

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  99. 55 htsnacti

    another snack or snake reference?

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  100. otshbout 6

    something around ill cult satanic abortions?

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  101. phcaph 43

    the ph number?

    what about this?

    iiddri 29

    and this?

    DAlsnle 42

    and this:

    rvigse 126

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  102. ainessla 12

    the 'es' company?

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  103. 250 tingNNo

    why not?

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  104. sormaD 92

    who's mad?

    perhaps this person:

    8tsstMar

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  105. tyMidd 9

    who is timid?

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  106. 117 locurism

    the locusts or the curs?

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  107. 8 lorisocd

    the law is ocd - i don't think so.

    NOT TRUE - i am going to BUZZ YOU on that one.

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  108. 15 ritabac

    rita bach was to blame?

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  109. 26 tronmci

    wasn't tron a sci fi character?

    6 teniSac

    oh MR SACHS again

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  110. who's next?

    buideder 22

    go on - give me a clue....

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  111. igalift 19

    iga escalator

    eiger?

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  112. itemsv 223

    oh the sv - MI1 - is that it, then?

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  113. heitylis 335

    no, there's more...

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  114. Incomf

    and no number - or is that an 0?

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  115. gyaelfer

    two words? this is too amusing

    one picture and a word

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  116. 68 nnniall

    is niall a name?

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  117. 41 RighRe

    go on - give me another clue...

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  118. oberlat 24

    nope - i haven't got it yet...

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  119. 5 tedBaA

    another taschmann reference?

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  120. onlipsys 31

    lipini?

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  121. Seadie 70

    well that makes some sort of sense....

    eadie?

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  122. 31 iaILisbo

    you are a taschmann in lisbon?

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  123. qRemall 8

    a cia reference?

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  124. rur You 456

    that's silly....

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  125. 23 yuishipm

    the SHIN BEIT IP?

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  126. audynax 12

    dyno rod sisters?

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  127. holdfy 33

    so this relates to HSBC banker son?

    holding the 'yellow bananas' to ransome?

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  128. 2 tProgra

    to your program?

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  129. dunksel 20

    not a good idea to eliminate salt from your diet...

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  130. 15 trypsour

    tryptich - oh i see ill cult armageddon programming....

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  131. intteig 1

    again the eiger....

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  132. 8 thcortli

    ???

    and this one:

    4 llsnsf

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  133. 5-A sentsCY

    a perfume/scents reference?

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  134. 41 etryyivi

    never going to happen.

    TOMLINSON's IV was doomed from the start.

    and this one:

    mesmpl 13

    you are a bit 'simple'?

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  135. Sundsry 38

    try again...

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  136. otalsoy 28

    jesuit reference?

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  137. 18 posepubl

    public exposure?

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  138. 38 skiqual

    oh the ski memory dump code....

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  139. 31 ghtsmoth

    'mothman' ha ha....

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  140. teufaf 20

    try to be less ambiguous....

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  141. 5 ebyeeds

    not going anywhere....

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  142. erstancl 40

    no viewers

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  143. oringsar 28

    sars?

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  144. tedEbi 36

    i didn't need to know that but thanks for telling us.

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  145. 72 sembila

    that cousin - and a name for the devil?

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  146. 38 KedEmil

    i think not.

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  147. 39 conorsVV

    really?

    oh i see:

    6 nediasm

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  148. lbutet 39

    going nowhere

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  149. tourFet 5

    no more circuses.

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  150. newildr 50

    no more ill cult doctors either.

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  151. 2 gieshbo

    a bit tashman in japan?

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  152. 27 ggedfi

    the hifi lofi and now this?

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  153. graeekV 10

    that sounds 'important' eh?

    get me to the GREEK.

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  154. rtisedo 17

    another 'heaven' reference - yawn.

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  155. inablish 34

    ha ha ha

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  156. iqualFb N45

    really?

    says HULBRUSCH

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  157. 265 ciallar

    wrong, again.

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  158. lorveeca 16

    this is getting tedious...

    oh i see - another iv reference:

    21 iviceFa

    vice president?

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  159. mvolic 29

    no way

    and another one:

    oneceer 2

    really? i don't think so.

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  160. 3230 poisRepu

    the abortions/pois of the ill cult?

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  161. 22 sJacka

    no more of prince philip of 'day of the jacka'...

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  162. 226 FZipare

    unzipped

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  163. phereern 48

    the fairy urn - ha ha ha

    and this one:

    thishiro 32

    really? nice to meet you.

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  164. 26 ividlest

    boring

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  165. nniamet 2

    how long is this going to go on for?

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  166. Downst 6

    no

    49 broaSr

    no

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