cake is great marathon fuel, but i'm quite frankly shocked that the horse isn't serving True Soda. It is good for your legs, after all.
horse cake? i bet it is carrot cake because horses like carrots!Brainerd for the win!!!
In the 90's FTW meant "F#&* The World." Now it means "for the win."I think as a rule, one should always put FTW in place of either of those sayings because the ambiguity is infinitely entertaining.For example. "I love wearing crazy hats, even if they make me look nuts. Leopard Print Fedoras FTW!"No, this isn't some Gamzuist acronym. It's common knowledge, really.
Actually I did invent FTW but I don't want to talk about that. I want to talk about those stupid flashing red lights that have to be attached to every animal in this no good dirty low down twotimin egg suckin yellowbellied website.I have never seen an animal with a flashing red police light attached to it in real life.FTW!
That horse is a bit of alright.Warm cake! Who would say no to a slice of warm cake?Not me and I bet Gamzes would second that emotion.Also: Kung Fu.Warm cake and Kung Fu? FTW!
@Everyone: Did n-e-1 consider that maybe these citizens are running away from Horse and his cake? That is the problem with photography--THERE IS NO ACTION. We NEED videos to learn the Truth. @TrueAmericanDog @horse #truth #videos #cake #internet
is that cake from MONPA?
@Moochoochachi, I didn't consider that, but I did consider that the guy in the red shirt is very concerned about the flashing red cherry-light on top of that easy bake over. Black shirt guy seems pretty cool with everything though. I wonder if the oven looks like a bomb from the left-back side? Maybe black shirt dude is using a double-whammy strategy to win the marathon: horse supplies cake and scares away competitors.DM Gamzu: I'm starting to think that the red lights are part of some kind of vast conspiracy. I am sensing that Kooly The Bear is rigging the elections. Why? Because the dog that is bringing the police force into the future is wearing one. The police force is obviously already bought off.Where did he get it? Kooly The BearWho does Kooly want to win? George Washington's Ghost (don't see any around Gingrich!!)Why will he succeed? Because Eagle is in on it too.
BTWFor those who partake,Its almost swimsuit season.
You swim like a cat!
Location, location, location.Berwick Holiday park, magdalene fields, UK - run by Effie Marshall as a mind control centre with help from the Taschmanns.Effie and her cousin Bobby Clayton were Pentagon microchipped mind control slaves.
That's not even a real thing BTW
Why am I even Subscribed to this expensive News Service? Should I just watch CNN instead?I'll make my own news:Yesterday I saw a police horse drinking soda at a coffee shop.
It's sad that horse didn't have enough confidence to enter the marathon himself. I mean he's got four legs and is fueled by cake... he'd be a horseshoe in.
apparently horses and people can run in fair competition.howz that for real newz moochooz?
AAT: I guess Vampire Rick wasn't kidding about Johnny Depp. Personally, I would have thought that Vampire Rick was big time enough to have one of the older actor-vampires like Tom Cruise come and persuade him. Oh well. I guess J-Depp is big enough.
so what did depp persuade rick to do? use the MONPA system?
If there is no news this week I am quitting the Internet! COLD TURKEY.
I quit, Mr. Gamzu.
I'd like to see you try....
j k rowling or 'puffin in the hashish flat' writes the end of my story? no chance.she was one of the stunt girls - the STUNTED.
prosperpine and the king of the underworld - sold into mind control slavery at 26 years old, to become a 'queen of the spring' meaning ROYAL GENOME PROJECT - i.e. rape and forced abortions as well as the cannibalism of this sick cult - the marathon race is 26 and a bit miles.'cake' means mind control slave.see 26 prosperine asteroid - an ASTOR family mind control slave.
i meant PROSERPINE and not 'prosperpine''pine' meaning male zygote slave - rather like RICHARD TOMLINSON programmed as a FIR-KING christmas tree - to be chopped up and burnt at illuminati cult rites.see also PERSEPHONEthe PINE and the PHONEPHONE meaning 'microchiped network of slaves' who can be called up by radio tannoy system - and told what to do - whilst in a subliminal brainwave state.
the TASCHMANN frequency program is at an end - it has been over-written.
Dear Anonymous,You should write a book.About the forest.
i didn't catch your meaning - is this about ketamine production from Jersey royal new potatoesor the fact that you can improve your bust size/change sex by drinking MORRISONS supermarket milk...
i didn't catch your meaning - is this about ketamine production from Jersey royal new potatoesor the fact that you can improve your bust size/change sex by drinking MORRISONS supermarket milk...and the fact that the family are of russian jooish descent?
The forest. THE forest.
is this a general warning not to go into the woods alone in case you meet up with the cannibal 'teddy bears'...or a reference to FORE STREETor as the HH were to tell me 'foreskins'...or to the ROTHSCHILD 'tree' programmers who hypnotised people into believing they were trees....and therefore passed un-noticed...or is this about the 'leaves of the tree and the leaves of the TALMUDDY book'...in order to create golems/mind control slaves who believe that their programmer writes the 'script of their life'...anything i've missed out?what about an or-din-ary warning around 'don't go into the woods' without a big dog....even during a marathon race?
*yawn* .....next please
any comments upon the FAR EAST then?MATT SMITH and the Saudis for example?
oh i get it - JAMES FORREST - king of the tree programmers.
PM-AnonymousI don't know what kind of person comes on a video message room and chatters incoherently about nonsense like this.Why would you even waste your time. Where are your sources? your hrefs? Nobody believes you anyway.I wanted to hear the story, the book from the forest. You know what I heard instead?Well do you? No of course not you can't even stop and think about the people who use this site for honest communication. We don't want to hear you conspiracy theories.Think about someone else for a change. What about someone with fangs who follows people home from events. Do you even care?!(interobang)?!Step sir or Madaam!Step up!
…the fairystory about the FOREST was a simple reminder of ‘what happens to those’ whose suicide programs are triggered…. i.e. ‘the birds of the air’ attack…upon a frequency wave level and that can be ‘very nasty indeed’….akin to HITCHCOCK’s THE BIRDS….
Hi. My name is Anonymous. I am the World's Biggest FartMonster. I fart all the time. All day long. Fart Fart Fart.I have no friends on the Internet not even Andrew de Gand because I fart too much. I don't even understand Photoshop and my Uncle is not a Horse and I use Altavista not Google.Sincerely,Anonymous
How many Anonymouses are there?This smacks of conspiracy to me.
the illumanonomi.Maybe not. either way, it's not making a lick of sense to me. Not because I'm dumb, mind you.Well, maybe that's why.
so the ANDREW LANG post upset you then - anonymous 'fart monster'?Why not try making friends the normal way rather than torturing, electrocuting and drugging people with KETAMINE? Want me to start naming names?
Of course. Yes, please.
more names than you might care to mention, exposed on my website:http://emilygyde.altervista.org/
The world is full of absurdities, do not be too serious.
Fart Fart Fart.
The Only Conspiracy on the Entire Internet is why I fart so much.
how tedious - somebody is using 'anonymous' to try and undermine my comments - regarding this blog spot:http://emilygyde.altervista.org/as well as my comments about MONPA/BOBBY CLAYTON/MIKE WEALE and HELEN GYDE -and the abuse of their children with ketamine/the ROYAL GENOME PROJECT/PROSPERINE/the FOREST fairytale which consisted of US INTELLIGENCE triggering British Intelligence's suicide programs in relation to attempting to change their satanic/baby-eating/child-abusing/paedophile 'culture' (but you would only 'get that' if you have been in 'intelligence')...need i go on?anyway, i will now be posting under a 'handle' to avoid 'anonymous slurs' of my comments - and so try copying that....INCIDENTALLY - the 'black rabbit' handle is also linked to another of my blogs where you can find more of the wolverine 'top illuminati' of British Intelligence exposed:http://blackrabbitblackrabbitblackrabbit.blogspot.co.uk/so yes, anybody who wants to talk about 'farting' can do so under the anonymous handle, at their leisure - puerile it maybe but small things amuse the STUNTED.
DM Black Rabbit:Is there something about href that you don't understand? i will click on links when they are clickable!! MAYBE!!When gamzu tells someone to step up, it is not in jest.you make me regret even dropping the word "conspiracy" in an earlier comment.
I farted again.
and if you click on the bogus 'black rabbit' link you will find yourself at this address:http://www.fartalert.com/the real 'black rabbit' link takes you to blogger.maybe a little clay pigeon shooting is in order?
man, moochoochachi is so quits.
so does chairman Lamar S Smith want the monpa cake or not?Did the take the bribe or not?
...the bribe that made me fart. Just like everything else.
are you talking about the FARR aristocratic family?
a side-effect of viagra/cialis is excessive farting
The conspirators are among us: http://www.thetoddneff.com/
he's being offered 'praying mantis' mind control slaves - straight from the Rothschild bakery?
dear anonymous: This is shameless promotion for your own Photoshop blog. We see through this nonsense and wish you would find more tasteful ways to promote yourself.
as tastefully as JOHN SCARLETT promoted himself as 'lowcut top' 9car woman or 'large-breasted wet t-shirt pneumatic drill girl?or perhaps you are referring to Duncan Bannatyne, who gave a sworn statement to the police in relation to having 'done it' - that psycho-killer case in Canada - after having had the BRITISH ROYAL PRINCES threaten to murder his entire family, if he didn't try to frame up JOHN SCARLETT...a long story but i guess you 'know it all' anyway...
research tommy citera
tommy citera and bannatynesame thingmkultra slave - threatened by british monarchy with the murders of his entire family.....his parents/relatives/wife/childrensee news on psycho-killer in canada.....tommy framed up for it....
and a lie: 14 fforhero
just keep watching the blog
site guy is serving 90 days in jail... should be out soon
i have reason to believe there might be MARMITE in that cake.
GERONIMO - ars poetica
what about showing us the whole picture instead of messing around with pieces of it?orgsse 66
51 - that is tomlinson's number51 embeensand the next is obama's numberbleusam 33i get it - andrew street, working for prince edwardalso shades of LARUE...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_processing_unitidencpu 5something around APPLE and the cover of the A5 notepad that you were using at the time, SCARLETT...you cut it up into rectangles and then used them as programming materials...to be used in the spambot upon this blog...beginning with 'tynasi no 1'...however, to complicate matters - you also interspersed the jigsaw puzzle with other spambot codes which incorporated 'street numbers'DAVID MILIBAND then came to collect all of your adlibbed programming materials - to hive them off in his 'den' in the basement of WHITEHALL?
gloarde 42and the upshot of all of this silliness?The queen and prince philip figure that prince edward is the 'safest' bet for the throne.
gloarde 42and the upshot of all of this silliness?The queen and prince philip figure that prince edward is the 'safest' bet for the throne.anyway:34 inxamtwas used on SHIRLEY....and your notebook was an INTEL PEN freebie...
the materials were found by the photocopier and removed (from where DM had put them "nobody ever comes in here")
33 howthatscarlett's code - hoisted by his own petard - quite literally - off the flag post - remember?
28 esroopesruruperupert- gill's new name...the BRITISH ROYAL PRINCES had decided up a new id for him...
the princes' number after scarlett's police had jumped them?sibbro 8
0 hequntsomething around THE QUOas in the quotient?
and you got BAC in NY - or would that be number 10, too?
egi bastard's code as the 'nightwatchman'
You make my head hurt Anonymous. I only wish that your voluminous and seemingly random pots were slightly more interesting. But you get what you pay for I guess.
oh i agree - jeremy clayton's wife - nobody bothered to pay for her prostitution services after a while, did they?prince andrew's wife was well known to be a 'dead head' too - whilst he played with his 'fleet' in the bath...
sorry - i mean prince edward...fergie has a lot more character than 'just a working girl'...
still no JOY then?i believe she got netted.
is that the red or the black horse?remember BILL GATES at LLOYDS in clacton - programmed as a moth on a screen....
this place is like a graveyard...
any more posters to come or is that it?
http://lolcats.icanhascheezburger.com/getting the story uptodate
fart fart fart fart...oops i did it again
I demand more tru newz!! Who else is going to delve into the mysteries of Proudy's death and Eagle's shady retail products? I require updates!
TOMLINSON got an 'update' but it failed - didn't it?dribbling...
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-editors/world-exclusive-wedding-video-trailer-premiere-082535162.htmlwho sinned with a tiger skin?MR HOLLIDAY as far as i know...
too much whiskey - in charge of a control desk and AMADEUS channelling through him - MR HOLLIDAY was horrified to find out what he had done, the next day...the true culprit is often hard to spot unless you have a remote-viewer who can rewind time - track and trace the frequencies...
There is more life in the Eygptian Mummy section of the British museum - than upon this website...
so is this website DEAD or what?
dvaimmi 110 - something to do with human eggs?
edayake and two Es backwards?what does that mean?soingat 103 - please explain.
584 Stutory - anybody any ideas?
what about:115 istakusounds a bit vampirish - a bit PAYPAL.
27 hyzExfrwhat does it mean?
cksunde 11see agent k sun germany?
ayshone 55a taschmann reference?
55 htsnactianother snack or snake reference?
otshbout 6something around ill cult satanic abortions?
phcaph 43the ph number?what about this?iiddri 29and this?DAlsnle 42and this:rvigse 126
ainessla 12the 'es' company?
250 tingNNowhy not?
sormaD 92who's mad?perhaps this person:8tsstMar
tyMidd 9who is timid?
117 locurismthe locusts or the curs?
8 lorisocdthe law is ocd - i don't think so.NOT TRUE - i am going to BUZZ YOU on that one.
15 ritabacrita bach was to blame?
26 tronmciwasn't tron a sci fi character?6 teniSacoh MR SACHS again
who's next?buideder 22go on - give me a clue....
igalift 19iga escalatoreiger?
itemsv 223oh the sv - MI1 - is that it, then?
heitylis 335no, there's more...
Incomfand no number - or is that an 0?
gyaelfertwo words? this is too amusing one picture and a word
68 nnniallis niall a name?
41 RighRego on - give me another clue...
oberlat 24nope - i haven't got it yet...
5 tedBaAanother taschmann reference?
Seadie 70well that makes some sort of sense....eadie?
31 iaILisboyou are a taschmann in lisbon?
qRemall 8a cia reference?
rur You 456that's silly....
23 yuishipmthe SHIN BEIT IP?
audynax 12dyno rod sisters?
holdfy 33so this relates to HSBC banker son?holding the 'yellow bananas' to ransome?
2 tPrograto your program?
dunksel 20not a good idea to eliminate salt from your diet...
15 trypsourtryptich - oh i see ill cult armageddon programming....
intteig 1again the eiger....
8 thcortli???and this one:4 llsnsf
5-A sentsCYa perfume/scents reference?
41 etryyivinever going to happen.TOMLINSON's IV was doomed from the start.and this one:mesmpl 13you are a bit 'simple'?
Sundsry 38try again...
otalsoy 28jesuit reference?
18 posepublpublic exposure?
38 skiqualoh the ski memory dump code....
31 ghtsmoth'mothman' ha ha....
teufaf 20try to be less ambiguous....
5 ebyeedsnot going anywhere....
erstancl 40no viewers
tedEbi 36i didn't need to know that but thanks for telling us.
72 sembilathat cousin - and a name for the devil?
38 KedEmili think not.
39 conorsVVreally?oh i see:6 nediasm
lbutet 39going nowhere
tourFet 5no more circuses.
newildr 50no more ill cult doctors either.
2 gieshboa bit tashman in japan?
27 ggedfithe hifi lofi and now this?
graeekV 10that sounds 'important' eh?get me to the GREEK.
rtisedo 17another 'heaven' reference - yawn.
inablish 34ha ha ha
iqualFb N45really?says HULBRUSCH
265 ciallarwrong, again.
lorveeca 16this is getting tedious...oh i see - another iv reference:21 iviceFavice president?
mvolic 29no wayand another one:oneceer 2really? i don't think so.
3230 poisReputhe abortions/pois of the ill cult?
22 sJacka no more of prince philip of 'day of the jacka'...
phereern 48the fairy urn - ha ha haand this one:thishiro 32really? nice to meet you.
nniamet 2how long is this going to go on for?
Downst 6no49 broaSrno
strotog CMV no
8 gmenomi no
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