March 30, 2012

NEWT GINGRICH BUILDS FLUTE GATE TO CONTROL THE BORDER

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  1. but without mexicans, who will build the flute gates of the future???

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  2. I'm not usually one to comment on "Politics" but don't you know that Kooly the Bear's grandpa was Koolio el Oso? Yes, that's right. He is 3/8 Mexican. And he has embraced that Heritage by Building CD Stores featuring his favorite Latin American artists, from Menudo to Mana. Why don't Politicians think about Our Feelings?

    AAT

    DM

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  3. We like to joke and have fun on the Internet, but sometimes we should stop and think about what is going on around us. A flute fence to keep out foreign musicians??!?! This is inhuman and preposterous. A row of bassoons made of Adamantium would be MUCH more effective.

    I lose a little faith in the world when I read things like this.

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  4. I lose a little faith in MOOCHACHI when he misuses Internet abreviation.

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  5. Rockford BannechekMarch 30, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    Not sure if I'm down with the direction Newt is taking here.

    Not sure if I understand what Eagle is wearing.

    Am sure that I would have enjoyed some Mariachi tunes right now

    Am sure that Hallett is getting to the heart of the matter.

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  6. I am inventing a new Internet based on TOLERANCE. Join me there: www.tolerance.internet.website.com.andresphotos/being-nice-to-everyone.hreftag.com/internet/.net

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  7. Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the newest and hottest television show around. Today we have our first celebrity on "Why can't you give a little love?". Now crowd if you will participate in this show you may. Now we will count it down. 3...2...1."Newt Gingrich why can't you give a little love?" You didn't have to make the Mariachi so sad!!!!"

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  8. To be fair the Mariachi band may ave been sad even before they saw the flute fence (it's really not a "gate"). For instance they could have jut found out they lost a lucrative wedding or bar mitzvah gig to smoe flashy newcomer with fangs and greased back hair.

    I'm looking at YOU V-Rick.........

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  9. Mariachi sounds like Moochoochachi, thank you very much. All royalties payable in CA$$$H.

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  10. Rockford BannechekApril 1, 2012 at 12:40 AM

    DM Moochoochachi: you do realize that by typing out "CA$$$H", The World's Richest Dog is bound to show up.

    It's like in Batman. Because Batman is also rich.

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  11. I've never seen batman and the world's richest dog in the same room together.

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  12. Rockford BannechekApril 1, 2012 at 11:20 PM

    what about Bruce Wayne?

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  13. I have never seen myself and Bruce Wayne in the same room together...

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  14. I have seen Moochoochachi in a room with a Bruce and a Wayne together.

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  15. I think it's the canadian border, not mexico.

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  16. The controversy over Flute Gate continues and I can see, as an outsider, that the community isn't happy and I share those feelings so perhaps does that make me an insider? I don't really know, but I do know that Newt Gingrich cares a lot about America, even if he's not a dog.

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  17. Why do you all assume this is THE Newt Gingrich? This could be any old Newt Gingrich from Anywhere, USA.

    It's a fairly common name.

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  18. No NEWZ?!?? More like BAD FRIDAY. Or PassUNDER!!! I demand a refund. Why are we paying for this "online" news service if it delivers the headlines 30 years late??

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  19. Just a reminder that not all mariachi bands are evil and should be beaten with flaming flutes of American freedom.

    Before I went solo with my career I actually had a backup band that made it a across the boarder before the woodwinds of manifest destiny were erected.

    Check out this href:

    HREF SUCKUHS

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  20. Dear Interweb Link,

    I hope Gamzu doesn't see your recent post which features a lone, non-href'd link. It bothers all of us, but I'd guess it bothers him more.

    Sincerely,
    R.B.

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  21. Guys help me! At the moment I'm hiding with my v-pire friend Johnny Depp. We don't agree on a lot of vampire stuff like for example he thinks I shouldn't hang out with non vampires (cough cough Gamzu). But back to the main problem we're hiding from Abraham Lincoln who FYI is a V-pire slayer! We are in a cave hiding. And OMG he's got Buffy the vampire slayer with him. See you can never trust people like them. They always turn out trying to kill you. Look below if you don't know a lot about Johnny Depp (Vampire) or if you don't know a lot about Abe Lincoln (Vampire Hunter) Here is how you learn about Honest Abe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo Here's how you learn about Johnny Depp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWvkFlyl4M&ob=av3n

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  22. I am so angry that Newt Gingrich will not let Mickey and his Mariachi Men cross the flute line. I do, however, enjoy nonsense captchas.

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  23. It's been a while since we've seen a new posting.... who here believes Gingrich saw the site and hired him onto his campaign staff??? :O

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  24. Vampire!

    What is your hreff'in problem.

    Did anybody else try to click on those URL's?

    Is this really so difficult?

    I vote we start a new character and he can be called UMPIRE VICK

    He can follow people home from sporting events and officiate at weddings and corporate events. And he will always use href

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  25. i know a way to get through the FLUTE fence and back again, just walk through the nettle patch and force your way through the hedge

    and turn on the tap in the shed, in the corner of the field - before you leave.

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  26. I would just like to point out that water is bad for you and soda is good for you.

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  27. World's Richest DogApril 18, 2012 at 7:54 AM

    Preach it, brotha!

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  28. I would like to point out that you are incorrect.

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  29. My words were taken out of context.

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