When I was a young child, my friends and I rode our bikes up to a busy intersection in our home town. There was a man there with an old school bus painted with signs advertising "firepaint"
We approached the man and inquired "What is this firepaint of which you speak?" The man had a far away gaze in his eyes. He looked like a vagabond.
He had a mason jar with an amber liquid in it. He told us that he had a firepaint factory in Jerusalem and that we could buy a jar.
He said if you painted any object with firepaint, it would instantly become a fuse. Something you could light to ignite something bigger.
ANY OBJECT COULD BECOME A FUSE!
We did not buy any firepaint that day. But I have wondered my entire life whether that man was telling us the truth.
HE DID NOT HAVE A DOG!
Now I wonder if I am seeing photographic evidence of the existence of firepaint.
We also made up a word game using the word firepaint but that is a story for another time.
From now on let's use the term DM to stand for "Direct Message" If you see the letters DM and then someone's name, it is meant to be a direct message only to that person and you should not read it.
DM Rockford Banacek- I do not use the term "cut of your jib" lightly or often. However, I like the cut of your jib.
DM Hallllleeeeetttttttttttttt That was not the game.
Sorry I was at a V-pire convention. It was awesome I saw the one and only Vampire Fill!!! IT WAS LEGENDARY!
By the way I was also working at some guys party. It lasted 6 WEEKS! He let me post but still, It was hard work. I mean the guys girlfriend refused to dance with him so they dramatically broke up with everyone. So then the guy goes to the beauty pageant and finds this hot girl. In the end they got married. :)
And another thing. The good part about this was a got a big chunk of change to buy socks for my oldest son Rappidzinnerthin. but it turns out the socks were to little for his feet. So he walks to the garbage and throws them out!!! So I got all mad at him and said "boy I went through a lot to get those socks!" So now they are my younger son (Ron) socks. So I guess you could say it was all ok.
To quote a wise jabroni from my youth, are those helping words or hurting words? Or Spanish words? Or are those even words? I know at least fourteen different words that actually are not words. Maybe that is what you had in mind?
Moochachi this will be your 3rd time on the new gameshow "give a little love" Come on down! Moochachi these are definitely English words. Crowd feel free to say it with me! Moochachi why can't you give a little love??!! THOSE WERE ENGLISH WORDS!!!
He's going to need to fly higher than that if he plans on building his moon base!
ReplyDeleteONE MAN, ONE FLUTE!!!
ReplyDeleteNuke the Newt! I mean Newt the Flute!
ReplyDeletePLAY THAT FLUTE ON FIRE!!! THAT'S WHAT I CALL STEPPIN' UP! (this is not what Gamzu calls steppin' up)
ReplyDeleteCan you believe all the Partisan Politics when all we really need is a good Flute Song (on fire) to bring this Nation together?
HE'S GOT MY VOTE!!!!
and now I do too.
ReplyDeleteHe also has my VOTES! (Yes, I get seventeen votes because I AM SO RICH)
ReplyDeleteNow this is what I call "Kewl" "Newz"!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is exactly what the Contract With America needs. Fire flutes!
ReplyDeleteHe saw a million moon bases and he rocked them all.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a young child, my friends and I rode our bikes up to a busy intersection in our home town. There was a man there with an old school bus painted with signs advertising "firepaint"
ReplyDeleteWe approached the man and inquired "What is this firepaint of which you speak?" The man had a far away gaze in his eyes. He looked like a vagabond.
He had a mason jar with an amber liquid in it. He told us that he had a firepaint factory in Jerusalem and that we could buy a jar.
He said if you painted any object with firepaint, it would instantly become a fuse. Something you could light to ignite something bigger.
ANY OBJECT COULD BECOME A FUSE!
We did not buy any firepaint that day. But I have wondered my entire life whether that man was telling us the truth.
HE DID NOT HAVE A DOG!
Now I wonder if I am seeing photographic evidence of the existence of firepaint.
We also made up a word game using the word firepaint but that is a story for another time.
Gamzu steps up. every day. and you fools all know it.
ReplyDeleteIf you think he's mistaken about what steppin' up is, then maybe it's time to start steppin' down.
Then perhaps Newt can step IN and show us what the flute was actually made for.
Why do you think George Washington had wooden teeth? to make flame fluting safer? I DON'T THINK SO!
Gingrich FTW!
A rife pint.
ReplyDeleteIf painter.
Pain fiter.
This IS a fun game!
From now on let's use the term DM to stand for "Direct Message" If you see the letters DM and then someone's name, it is meant to be a direct message only to that person and you should not read it.
ReplyDeleteDM Rockford Banacek- I do not use the term "cut of your jib" lightly or often. However, I like the cut of your jib.
DM Hallllleeeeetttttttttttttt
That was not the game.
DM Everyone
ReplyDeleteWAZZZZZUPPPPP?!?!?!?
DM-MOOOCHOOOCHOOOCHI
ReplyDeleteThink about what you are doing! By DM'ing the entire comment section you are defeating the purpose.
Maybe we could have a different code for a message that is appropriate for everyone like AFE.
Notice I DM'ed you on this so nobody else would read it. I didn't want to embarrass you by calling you out in front of your peers.
Sorry I was at a V-pire convention. It was awesome I saw the one and only Vampire Fill!!! IT WAS LEGENDARY!
ReplyDeleteBy the way I was also working at some guys party. It lasted 6 WEEKS! He let me post but still, It was hard work. I mean the guys girlfriend refused to dance with him so they dramatically broke up with everyone. So then the guy goes to the beauty pageant and finds this hot girl. In the end they got married. :)
And another thing. The good part about this was a got a big chunk of change to buy socks for my oldest son Rappidzinnerthin. but it turns out the socks were to little for his feet. So he walks to the garbage and throws them out!!! So I got all mad at him and said "boy I went through a lot to get those socks!" So now they are my younger son (Ron) socks. So I guess you could say it was all ok.
It's easy to see... the old guy on the far left is clearly carrying the lot of them.
ReplyDeleteNEW t GIN g RICH
ReplyDeleteAny newly rich dogs that drink gin around here?
I'm looking at you World's Richest Dog!
And they said the TV show "Lost" was fantastical. Fantastical? Not fantastical enough!
DM Vrick: what?
DM Gamzu
ReplyDeleteOk, thanks for the "tip"!
DM Everyone
SORRY!!!
DM Vampire Rick
COOL STORY I LOVE IT I am going to make it into a Movie Starring ME as Gamzu and YOU as Hallet and Flute Dog as YOU and YOU as Flute Dog!
AAT I would probably go see that movie. But not because it was a "cool" story.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't
But I am interested in the character development you have described. I could just see Hallett with fangs.
DM-Halletttt how funny would that be?
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR KIDS SOCKS??!!
I noticed you didn't have a role for me in this movie.
BIG DEAL! WHO CARES!
I am totally down with a movie. But rappidzinerthin wants to be included. (he wants to show off at school)
ReplyDeleteNobody knows what that is you vampire freak
ReplyDeleteDM AFE EVERYONE
ReplyDeleteTo quote a wise jabroni from my youth, are those helping words or hurting words? Or Spanish words? Or are those even words? I know at least fourteen different words that actually are not words. Maybe that is what you had in mind?
Sincerely From,
Moochoo
so who is in the flat next then?
ReplyDeleteafter MILIBAND/MANDELSON that is...
Dear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteAre you a Vampire?
You're not making any sense.
Love,
Hallett
DULL deleted.
ReplyDeleteMoochachi this will be your 3rd time on the new gameshow "give a little love" Come on down! Moochachi these are definitely English words. Crowd feel free to say it with me! Moochachi why can't you give a little love??!! THOSE WERE ENGLISH WORDS!!!
ReplyDeleteOne last thing, V-PIRE RICK FOREVER!!!
I miss the funny witty comments people used to leave on this thread... :S
ReplyDeleteI miss your brain, dumbhead.
ReplyDeleteI miss
ReplyDeleteOK WHERES MY NEWZ?
ReplyDeleteI wish I was funny and/or witty.
ReplyDeleteWait, was that comment either?
I can confirm that that comment was either.
ReplyDelete34th!
ReplyDeleteMOONS as fbi DVD memory tapes?
ReplyDeleteuighur MOONS?
ReplyDeletebow to the 'syrinx' flute of the Taschmann brothers?
ReplyDeletePISS OFF
you are a satanic, cannibal, baby-eating cult - nothing more than a bunch of DNA 'closed-down' Frankenstein's monsters with serious blood disorders.
yohohohohoh
ReplyDelete