January 6, 2012

HORSE MASTERS ICE DANCING


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  1. the majesty, the magnificence....stunning

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  2. This is Important. Thank you for sharing this with us, Internet.

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  3. American and ProudyJanuary 6, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    Horse proves once again he is the true master of Sports.

    I'm sure one of the many Internet Users on this Internet Site knows Horse and if so would you get me an autograph? I would be forever grateful.

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  4. Let's just hope that Barfy doesn't Change The Rules!

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  5. I hate to be sexist, but did you see the legs on that horse???

    No doubt that one's been drinking True Soda: Leg Edition.

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  6. The Gamzu WhispererJanuary 6, 2012 at 4:32 PM

    GELDING!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Sorry I couldn't post while this dumb old horse was mastering his amateur figure skating I was in the V-pire olympics I got GOLD for team Ricky! Did any of you get into the V-pire olympics? Didn't think so SUCKAS! Can any of you even figure skate while saying" I'm like your shadow I will follow you home."? Can any of you figure skate under pressure? Can any of you skate while saying team Scotty SUCKS? Can any of you skate with a cape on? If you answered yes to any of these you might qualify for boring old Scotty the V-pire and his boring old figure skating routine. Now if you answered yes to all of these questions you can qualify for the elite Vampire Rick figure skating team. For a photo when the judges announce the winners look on my website

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  8. Oops forgot the stinkin href. I am sure Gamzu will be whining about that soon enough. Here it is suckahs:

    Click Here To See A Fine Specimen Of A Skating Vampire

    Unless you are a chicken, Bak Bak!

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  9. If you care to check there are past posts on this blog site wherein people refer to me as an "Internet detective". I won't refute that, but labels don't matter to me. However, Vampire Rick you may want to chew on that label before you make your next false claim in a blog response.

    You may be asking yourself, "What are you talking about Hallett?". The answer is: There was no cape on "your" back in that picture of someone alledgedly winning an ice skating contest. Check and mate, sir.

    Also: everyone knows vampires loath ice sports because they have no circulatory system to speak of and they ice-up like a cup of Hawaiian Punch left outside during an Alaskan winter.

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  10. I would love it if the Internet had this feature where I could yell:

    HEY KOOLAID!

    And that giant koolaid guy would come crashing through the screen and yell "OH YEAH!"

    That would show you all.

    AAT Sure Ricky the Vamp is a jabroni. But I have to give him credit for stepping up. Ice Skating, Quinces, Cooking demonstrations.

    STEP UP! STEP UP! STEP UP!

    The rest of you should stop wiring up the lines with disputes about fruit flavored beverages and ask yourselves

    "Do I have an event I need to have guests followed home from? Do I need a caterer with fangs?"

    How about your second honeymoon or marriage vow renewal ceremony.

    I WOULDN'T WANT A VAMPIRE AROUND THEN! MY CHILD BRIDE WOULD KILL ME!

    AAT I have written a song to the tune of AULD LANG SYNE it goes like this:

    Oh special cat
    We have not forgot
    That your murder goes unsolved

    We think of you
    At this time of year
    But we don't want to get involved

    Or something like that. I think we should do one of those youtube video things where each person sings another part of the song and then we put them all together. And then at the end we could yell "HEY KOOL AID" and show a clip of Kool AID Pitcher guy busting through a wall and beating the tar out of VAmpire Rick.

    That is all

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  11. I am very offended that you call me ricky do I go around saying Gam NO!


    And another thing
    Who even drinks KOOL-AID anymore? Your the only one who still drinks that because your not cool enough for any other drink SUCKA! Ya know what I say about that? Rejected!

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  12. Do they even make skates for vending machines?

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  13. STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP STEP UP!!!!

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  14. Screw this horse, I'm still pissed about the ticket that damn dog gave me back in Oct. WTF $20 more cause I took over 1 month to pay.

    Ummmmm....Oh but yeah really...this horse is just entrancing to watch. Absolutely stunning. Saw Horse at the Garden last year. Best Show on Ice EVER!!

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  15. Is this real? Haha, the ad really made me laugh. I know this may be real but I really can't imagine a horse dancing.It's so shocking and cute at the same time!

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  16. Stunning picture indeed. I can't imagine a horse doing figure ice skating! I would probably laugh the whole time and praise the talented horse!

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  17. That's a very funny illustration of a horse-skating. In fairness to this horse, he skates so well with a poise.

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  18. This soda drink advertisement really attracts me a lot and I will shortly grab this drink...The idea of horse is really admirable...Great!!

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  20. That photo was really funny, I can't help but to laugh at it. I bet that the characters on that photo wears scooter decks.

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  21. Well it is really a great way to advertise actually as it seems quite tempting to the visitor to have this soda drink...the horse is awesome on the front.. :)

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  22. Really a fun advertisement as the horse is pretending to be a super man after drinking the soda...love to be laughed so hard.. :D

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