December 9, 2011

EAGLE TEACHES MEN HOW TO SHOP USING VIRTUAL REALITY


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  1. FIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

    You bunch of Jabronis!!!!!!!!

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  2. WHO ARE YOU CALLING A JABRONI????!?!?!?

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  3. that poor man is NOT a jabroni! He's a true, red-blooded American looking to score some red, white, and blue underpants!

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  4. SORRY I'M AT WORK I CAN'T COMMENT RIGHT NOW

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  5. Finally another epic post that is both useful and humorous!

    Not even the wise and cantankerous Gamzu can complain about this one.

    Also: HEY, WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING?? THIS IS FUN!

    HIYAAAA!

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  6. i'm not dead, that is not my death date, your data is entirely inaccurate - who is really dead, i wonder?

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  7. I was actually whispering so my boss couldn't hear me.

    Am I the only one who thinks it odd that Eagle can ruin dinner yet succeed at something as incredible as this? WHAT IS WITH THAT LADY???

    Also I wonder how she can afford all these fancy contraptions? Is she the World's Richest Eagle? We just DONT KNOW. I think I remember seeing this on Unsolved Mysteries. The Eagle was reenacted by a local actor I know. He did a great job.

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  8. that guy who the eagle is teaching is my cousin. And he already knows how to shop

    BTW
    everybody should check out how the v-pire show off went. I WON suckers. and Moochoochachi that was so lame trying to pull the following people to their hotel rooms thing

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  9. Hey VR is that a picture of your cook off?

    What was that Mrs. Ripley's 8th grade home economics class?

    How does that make you a star? You know who the real stars are? The teachers like Mrs. Ripley.

    They are the true heroes. if you can read this thank a teacher.

    Also, eagle is an idiot. The lighting in front of that guy is going to throw a shadow on that green screen.

    I have been on 4(four) or 5(five) different luxury cruises but I have not been on one this year. That doe snot mean I won't enjoy a little cruising locally.

    I rode in a canoe 2(two) weeks ago and I cruise around looking for girls in bikinis at my local pool.

    I don't have to follow anybody home.

    I AM NOT A VAMPIRE!!!!!

    BTW(By THE WAY) would you mind posting your rates for french pastry classes.

    Ask yourself this: how could I fire man save someone's life if he did not know how to read the map or the instructions on the fire extinguisher?

    THANK A TEACHER!!!! SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE!!!

    I remember a time when people would get dressed up for cooking exhibitions. People would wear a sportscoat and trousers to take a hike on a nature trail. That was the golden age of wildlife.

    If you were a family man, you wore a tie. If you were a bachelor you might wear shiny trousers. Nowadays people go hiking in any old pair of dungarees.

    One thing that could go a long way to a wildlife fashion renaissance, would be a line of sweaters featuring Wil Smith.

    And that is why, in conclusion, I believe that eagle may be a friend of humanity while Vampire Rick is spinning his wheels.

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  10. I don't want this to turn into a Vampire Rick bash-fest, but I wear shiny pants and I agree with Gamzee.

    Also: pancakes are close cousins to french pastries, but do the French eat bacon with their pastries? I didn't check Wikimania, but I'm guessing the answer is no. How can you eat pancakes without bacon? It's madness!

    Oh, and, hey, go ahead and pick on teachers V-Rick if it makes you feel better 'cause they are defenseless creatures.

    Also: The Grinch didn't just steal Christmas you naive fools!

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  11. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MARTIAL ARTIST DOING WITH FLUTE DOG?

    http://awkwardfamilypetphotos.com/2011/11/25/samurai-dog/

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  12. Someone teach Brainerd about the H-Ref-Tag, am I right Gamzu?!?!

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  13. Now that's what I'm talkin about

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  14. FIY the reason I have not been posting is because I've been in canoes and tiger funerals. BUT why can't any of you give a little love? I mean I know I C-R-U-S-H-E-D all of you at the show off but still give a little love!

    AAT
    Since when were HRF tags cool and a topic us v-pires talked about? I am the best! My motto: sting like a scorpion float like a child with a life vest on. And yes that is copyrighted.

    BTW
    we have come up with a new logo for Vampire Rick. You should check it out that is if we still consider ourselves friends! :( (Sad face)

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  15. World's Richest DogDecember 15, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    You are not even that Rich.

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