I think she's beautiful. At least she's trying. Having said that I wouldn't touch that "food" with 2 (two) 10 (ten) foot poles. You want to use True Soda to cook with? Fine, I'll come to the dinner, but I won't eat anything but the crackers.
God but it looks good though, doesn't it Anonymous? I can't help but be tempted by that tater-tot/pizza/turkey delight. Also: Gravy and pretzels? It should be a law.
The green stuff looks more like rubber than Jell-o.
I made this recipe once with Trader Joe's brand meat juice and it really wasn't the same. As long as you follow ol' Babs instructions exactly you will have a fantastic Thanksgiving!!
Why would you wait until 1 week before the holiday to introduce a new character?
Barbara Craftz????? Seriously? I went to school with someone who looked just like this woman.
SHE WAS STUCK UP!!!!!! Vampire Rick knew where she lived.
Was she bothered? Did she look bothered?
Heck no!!!!! She did not care a hill 'o beans.
AAT Why let her cook anything? We had another kid in our class and his middle name was "DANCER". He kept it a secret for as long as he could. But someone found out in middle school and he was ridiculed for a few weeks.
I would rather give him a shot at preparing the thanksgiving meal. At least he wasn't a stuck up snob.
AAT TRUE SODA !!!!????? (INTERROBANG)
You guys know how I feel about True Soda. Why cook with it? Does it make you feel like a big shot?
You know who is a big shot? People who have two t's and two l's in the same name. You can't buy that with a jar of (un)true soda.
DON"T COOK WITH IT!!!!!!
Thanksgiving is about indians! Don't make your dinner look like some arts and crafts project!
Explore native American culture.
I RODE IN A CANOE last T-giving and I will do it again.
Firstly, I would like to point out that I have solved Proudy's Murder by discovering someone with a similar name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Fletcher_Prouty
The connections are all there.
Secondly, I would like to point out that AAT doesn't necessarily stand for "and another thing." It could stand for any number of other words. I will let you think of some.
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Ugh, what a face
I think she's beautiful. At least she's trying. Having said that I wouldn't touch that "food" with 2 (two) 10 (ten) foot poles. You want to use True Soda to cook with? Fine, I'll come to the dinner, but I won't eat anything but the crackers.
God but it looks good though, doesn't it Anonymous? I can't help but be tempted by that tater-tot/pizza/turkey delight. Also: Gravy and pretzels? It should be a law.
The green stuff looks more like rubber than Jell-o.
Upon closer inspection those are NOT pretzels in the gravy, but onion rings. I will pass.
However iretain the right to patent my Gravy Pretzel idea.
Pretty sure those are onion rings in the gravy, which might be the single best snacking innovation of 2011.
Daaamnnn, 422g of FAT.
everything about this is perfect. every holiday bird should have a smaller, even more festive holiday bird on top of it.
actually, that would require infinitely smaller and more festive holiday birds. like some sort of turkey fractal. mmmm, turfractal...
I made this recipe once with Trader Joe's brand meat juice and it really wasn't the same. As long as you follow ol' Babs instructions exactly you will have a fantastic Thanksgiving!!
It probably wasn't the same because you're trying to emulate MEAL juice with MEAT juice.. completely different.
This makes me wanna THROW UP...so that I can have an empty stomach to eat all of this DELICIOUS FOOD!!! SIGN ME UP!
FIRST!!!!!!!
Why would you wait until 1 week before the holiday to introduce a new character?
Barbara Craftz????? Seriously? I went to school with someone who looked just like this woman.
SHE WAS STUCK UP!!!!!!
Vampire Rick knew where she lived.
Was she bothered?
Did she look bothered?
Heck no!!!!!
She did not care a hill 'o beans.
AAT
Why let her cook anything? We had another kid in our class and his middle name was "DANCER". He kept it a secret for as long as he could. But someone found out in middle school and he was ridiculed for a few weeks.
I would rather give him a shot at preparing the thanksgiving meal. At least he wasn't a stuck up snob.
AAT
TRUE SODA !!!!????? (INTERROBANG)
You guys know how I feel about True Soda. Why cook with it? Does it make you feel like a big shot?
You know who is a big shot? People who have two t's and two l's in the same name. You can't buy that with a jar of (un)true soda.
DON"T COOK WITH IT!!!!!!
Thanksgiving is about indians! Don't make your dinner look like some arts and crafts project!
Explore native American culture.
I RODE IN A CANOE last T-giving and I will do it again.
Barbara Craftz!!! Harumpphhhhh!
What a stinkin Jabroni
There might be some clues in this photo.
Tastes like eagle.
Reminds me of Brian Butterfield's delicious Holiday Pizza http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6Z55OLcOVQA#t=31s
Firstly, I would like to point out that I have solved Proudy's Murder by discovering someone with a similar name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Fletcher_Prouty
The connections are all there.
Secondly, I would like to point out that AAT doesn't necessarily stand for "and another thing." It could stand for any number of other words. I will let you think of some.
Nice work editing the photo!! It came out hilarious, a definite satire!