I think it's time to hold a press conference letting the nation know that Eagle "ran away" and that Obama will take us to the pet store in the morning to find a new national symbol. How about a nice goldfish?
My name is Jeffrey and I am 7 years old. The problem with your eagle seems to me to be quite obvious. From the way he is gripping the constitution and his inability to stay under control while left unattended I can easily conclude that he is under some considerable sexual frustration. Introduce a lady eagle to the Oval Office and you will see a calmness immediately wash over him. If you decide upon a taxidermic partner for your eagle, make sure that she is properly positioned--slightly bent over, possibly looking over her shoulder with sultry marble eyes.
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I think it's time to hold a press conference letting the nation know that Eagle "ran away" and that Obama will take us to the pet store in the morning to find a new national symbol. How about a nice goldfish?
Does this count as a code orange?
I've never seen an Eagle so ungrateful after a National Suburban Tour.
My friend once told me that there are more bald eagles in Canada than in America. I refuse to believe it was true... until today.
Dag nab that parrot I was gonna use the back side of that paper to help save a tree.
Dear Mr. Obama,
My name is Jeffrey and I am 7 years old. The problem with your eagle seems to me to be quite obvious. From the way he is gripping the constitution and his inability to stay under control while left unattended I can easily conclude that he is under some considerable sexual frustration. Introduce a lady eagle to the Oval Office and you will see a calmness immediately wash over him. If you decide upon a taxidermic partner for your eagle, make sure that she is properly positioned--slightly bent over, possibly looking over her shoulder with sultry marble eyes.
Sincerely,
Jeffery Mandlebrot
Eagle made such a mess...
American Eagle smart eagle...good protection
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